Ha! Bet you never expected to see me up here, eh? Well, it's only fitting, I say. I do most of the work around here. Yep, without me, these jagoffs would be SO lost! Anyway, now for this week's fics, which are what you're here for in the first place. First off, we've got The Allure of the Tail, which delves into Karlinn's somewhat unhealthy obsession with all things catgirl. Following that, we've got the continuation of the FFTA fic with the French title. Ask Dots for more info, cause I didn't edit the thing. Lariat's up next, with more of its gunmetal action. And finally, we come to Scheduled Disasters, which we only have two chapters of this time. Why, you may ask? Because I thought the cliffhanger at the end of the second chapter was badass, and leaving you guys hanging just warms my black little heart. Go with Prier my friends.
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 10+ After a violent dream involving his death at Ritz's hands, Marche goes around St. Ivalice trying to understand his own demons, and trying to come to terms with leaving the realm of Dream Ivalice. (4-End)
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Le Triste Garcons; boy, that sounds saucy. Hehe... saucy is a funny word. You know what else is a funny word? Oxidize. It's some sciency thingy, I don't know what exactly. But what I do is that Lebanon will attempt to carve Roddy McDowell's name on the moon 39 years in the past. I'm also told that there was some bad cheese in that omelette.
Final Fantasy XI E "Ya know, I've been meaning to ask you something," said one male Hume to the other as they casually ambled along, boots thudding on one of Port Windurst's many piers.
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The Allure of the Tail - a tale of questionable sanity, delving into the mind of a man that has been transplanted into a woman's body and taken for a wild ride through the mean streets of a world he never made, bent on revenge against the people who wronged him, and insisting on speaking only in lengthy metaphors. In a related story - and this is taking a shot in the dark here - Chad Stevens, apartment five, if you're reading this, turn your goddamn stereo down. Wham! was never cool. Ever.
Morrowind 10+ In the waning years of the third era of Tamriel, a prisoner born on a certain day to uncertain parents is being sent, under guard, without explanation, to Morrowind, ignorant of the role he is to play in that nation’s history. (Chapters 25-26)
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And now, we return to Scheduled Disasters. In our last episode, Claire was accused of sleeping with her ex-boyfriend Rick, who was really cheating on his third wife's daughter's babysitter when he was supposed to be filing for divorce from the Russian mail-order bride he ordered with his friend's credit card. At that point, I gave up trying to follow the plot and turned on Smackdown instead. I saw Triple H bash the Undertaker across the head with a chair. It was most entertaining.
Final Fantasy VII T Guns, fights and money. All in a day's work for Vincent and Cid. (Chapters 3-5)
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