Week of
| Quote
| Speaker, Game
|
07/19/17:
| "Hah! Do not worry, little one - I deal with worse cases before my morning bowel movement!"
| Godbert, Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn |
05/22/17:
| "Oh, but don't worry, I drank a bunch of tea so I'm ready to kill in your name!"
| Faye, Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia |
02/02/17:
| "More like I feel I've been facially molested by a cat."
| Zack, Asdivine Hearts |
01/22/17:
| "Hearken to me now, for as a shepherd leads his flock, I shall guide you to my irrefutable conclusion!"
| Hildibrand, Final Fantasy XIV |
05/23/16:
| "You're like the omega weapon of innkeepers."
| Edea, Bravely Second: End Layer |
04/18/16:
| "I have lost my memory more times than I can even remember."
| Hildibrand, Final Fantasy XIV |
03/10/16:
| "Reason for absence: "Fell through a time warp and hung out with rabbits and ninjas." Yeah, THAT'LL go over well."
| Leon Kennedy, Project X Zone 2 |
08/03/15:
| "Hey! Unsophisticated, I'll admit, but who are you calling undersized!?"
| Lilisette, Final Fantasy XI: Wings of the Goddess |
06/16/15:
| "Having cake in the morning is supposed to be good for the brain. The line of logic works for me!"
| Luchs, Lord of Magna: Maiden Heaven |
05/11/15:
| "My loyal friend and guardian! If you see him, pet him for me!" He thinks. Hard. "Or her. It's a lizard. You know how it is."
| Prince Chevyn, Avernum 2 |
12/01/14:
| "Your mother could have given birth to another child, and I could have had him bring me the sandwich in the time it took you to get here."
| Hero's Mother, Dragon Warrior VII |
11/12/14:
| "You're never more alive than when you're about to lose your pants, my friend."
| Varric, Dragon Age: Inquisition |
10/31/14:
| "My skill set is more about punching evil in the face and less about smooching."
| Gall, Tales of Hearts R |
10/06/14:
| "Just thinking about collecting 100 weapons...makes me sleepy."
| Fang, Fairy Fencer F |
09/29/14:
| "You need to stop moping and do what you do best. Hit things really hard and stumble your way into success!"
| Roy, Ys Origin |
08/22/14:
| "That potbellied son of a whore Teagan said I'd pass out before drinking an entire barrel of pickle juice - I aim to prove him wrong."
| Oghren, Dragon Age: Origins |
07/15/14:
| "Well, why are we just standing around talking, then? Let's stop the mumblin' and start the rumblin', I say!"
| Boz, Suikoden V |
05/30/14:
| "Uh... um, because y-- ...ho-- how are you doing?"
| Lilith, Borderlands 2 |
04/22/14:
| "Rotten fruit, spit, vile language, town scorn ... hold it! The perks suck, too!"
| NPC, Arc the Lad II |
02/14/14:
| "Not your customary running-for-your-life thrill, mind, but a real thundaga-to-the-heart epiphany!"
| Ringabell, Bravely Default |
12/03/13:
| "Truth be told, I love the guy... in an entirely platonic way, mind you."
| Andrew, Vanguard Bandits |
10/29/13:
| "Oh, and don't even think about dying. You're too bloody useful."
| Cid, Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn |
10/16/13:
| "So we're having a meal together as men. Nothing wrong with that."
| NPC, Pokémon X/Y |
09/20/13:
| "It wasn't even round. I'm not sure they know what the word "orb" means."
| Serps, Dragon Fantasy Book II |
07/16/13:
| "I think he just means "die," but yeah, the wonky translation doesn't help."
| Xiaomu, Project X Zone |
07/01/13:
| "I raised you to be a good prince only as a fa?ade, but it seems I did too good of a job."
| Stigma, The Legend of Heroes: Song of the Ocean |
06/13/13:
| "In any case, look on the bright side: we've seen each other naked now, right?"
| Chrom, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
04/08/13:
| "The last person who snuck up on me like that isn't a person anymore."
| Tharja, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
04/01/13:
| "Um, yeah. I don't usually take sinister chuckles as an answer."
| Gaius, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
03/19/13:
| "Wow, I thought he was just some throwaway character, but this is his third appearance."
| Neptune, Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory |
03/11/13:
| "That's why I love hanging out with you guys. Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times?"
| Wrex, Mass Effect 3: The Citadel DLC |
03/05/13:
| "He gives orders. I stab people. I think our roles are clear."
| Lon'qu, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
02/15/13:
| "She's over a thousand years old... You'd have thought she'd have grown out of the rebellious stage."
| Kazat, Xenoblade Chronicles |
02/05/13:
| "Turns out the business end of my sword is ME."
| Sully, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
01/28/13:
| "I want to die a horrible, bloody death that's completely painless. I don't like ouchies."
| Henry, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
12/04/12:
| "Marriage is where fun goes to die."
| Tohru Adachi, Persona 4 Golden |
11/05/12:
| "Get ready for Kanji Tatsumi to show his manhood to these chicks!"
| Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4 Golden |
10/11/12:
| "We aren't men. Well, some of my parts probably came from men..."
| Zozo, Code of Princess |
09/13/12:
| "In that case, our fastest escape route will be out the butt."
| Malik, Tales of Graces f |
09/07/12:
| "AFFIRMATIVE. PREPARE TO DON THE BEHIND-HAT."
| Mr. Sparkles, Guild Wars 2 |
08/22/12:
| "Ah, now I'm all hot and bothered. Guess it's time for what you've all been waiting for."
| Syrenne, The Last Story |
08/16/12:
| "Did Teddie take my boxed lunch? If he did... that's absolutely unforgivable!"
| Yukiko, Persona 4 Arena |
07/30/12:
| "I have two ambitions as a hero. One! Have all the women in my party donned in bikinis at all times."
| Soul, Mugen Souls |
07/12/12:
| "You can never underestimate the power of pie."
| Totori, Atelier Meruru |
06/25/12:
| "His parents have sixteen arms between them, yet moist hugs were still in short supply."
| Tycho, Penny Arcade's On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 3 |
06/04/12:
| "I'm coming too? I... didn't really agree to that... but okay, I guess."
| Epona, Ys Origin |
05/29/12:
| "I'm beginning to think that the keep's main defensive strategy is getting the enemies lost in endless little parapets and side corridors."
| Scoundrel, Diablo III |
05/21/12:
| "Angry naked women are attacking me? This is my summer is Westmarch all over again!"
| Scoundrel, Diablo III |
05/07/12:
| "If you die, I guess we'll know it was a trap."
| Patty, Risen 2: Dark Waters |
05/01/12:
| "Come on, lemme touch you again! ...Look, you can touch me as much as you want. It's a totally fair deal!"
| Pascal, Tales of Graces f |
04/26/12:
| "Fine! Whatever you say, you... you big... poopyhead!"
| Meruru, Atelier Meruru |
04/18/12:
| "What part of "I'm not a god" do you not understand, fishbrain?"
| Pewter, Golden Sun: Dark Dawn |
03/23/12:
| "The number of unmentionables in this closet is simply unmentionable."
| Closet, Dragon Fantasy |
03/19/12:
| "I don't believe this. He just vowed revenge against a door..."
| Hubert, Tales of Graces f |
03/06/12:
| "You obviously haven't seen turians swim. It's a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning."
| Garrus, Mass Effect 3 |
03/01/12:
| "The heroine of justice subsists only on the crushed dreams of evil!"
| Nisa, Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 |
02/01/12:
| "Well, I don't think I can. I must bake bread."
| Altos, The Legend of Heroes III: Song of the Ocean |
01/24/12:
| "I read a lot of picture books. I'm what you'd call actively literate."
| Rorona, Atelier Rorona: The Alchemist of Arland |
01/10/12:
| "You take the smart boys, I take the rich ones, it's all good."
| Kaliyo, Star Wars: The Old Republic |
01/03/12:
| "You reek of death, my friend. I salute you."
| Nazir, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim |
12/12/11:
| "Hark! My Cthulhu sense is tingling! There's a hot chick in the vicinity!"
| Cthulhu, Cthulhu Saves the World - Cthulhu's Angels |
11/22/11:
| "Heard he ripped a man's arm off and beat him to death with it. He's old fashioned like that."
| Ulraccen, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim |
11/15/11:
| "Shut up! I can make mistakes too, you know! Don't call me a pervert!"
| Rin Tousaka, Fate/Extra |
11/09/11:
| "Oh, it's you. Not now, not now, I'm thinking about pandas."
| Sheng, Harvest Moon: The Tale of Two Towns |
10/26/11:
| "Ack! A demon! We're doooooooooooooomed! ...Oh, wait. False alarm. It's Keith."
| Nolt, Ys 1 & 2 Chronicles
|
08/12/11:
| "Who will win, and who will lose? I don't even really care-- just YAAAY! Violence is cool!"
| Robyn, The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
|
08/08/11:
| "Don't you dare speak of my glorious chest like that!"
| Nisa, Hyperdimension Neptunia
|
07/21/11:
| "In 43% of observed cases, two Lobotomites left alone will fight for dominance or inject bodily fluids into each other's orifices. Unsanitary."
| Doctor Dala, Fallout: New Vegas - Old World Blues
|
07/05/11:
| "Stonebridge is home to men and goblins dedicated to freedom and self-reliance. It is also home to thousands of feral housecats."
| Constable Automaton, Dungeon Siege III
|
06/06/11:
| "This isn't slutty, it's... strategically placed."
| E'lara, Hunted: The Demon's Forge
|
05/05/11:
| "Why is my present a BOY?!"
| Estelle, The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
|
04/18/11:
| "You couldn't set a piece of paper on fire with that."
| Palom, Final Fantasy IV: The Complete Collection
|
04/13/11:
| "He was a fisherman and she a smith, you see. Both were killed in a rather freakish accident with a swordfish, I'm afraid."
| Gina, Divinity 2: The Dragon Knight Saga
|
03/21/11:
| "I'm a girl with everything. Well, everything except a place to put my Poké Balls."
| Swimmer, Pokémon Black
|
03/15/11:
| "Opinions are like testicles. Kick them hard enough, and it doesn't matter how many you've got."
| Varric, Dragon Age II
|
03/03/11:
| "I believed in him... I knew he was coming to find me... but I couldn't keep waiting in a different castle..."
| Princess Pear, Hyperdimension Neptunia
|
02/15/11:
| "What is it about joining the military that's so alluring? The low pay? The drab uniforms? The all-you-can-eat salt pork?"
| NPC in Somnus, Dragon Quest VI
|
02/11/11:
| "Well, you know what they say... Time and tide wait for Norman. And I'm not Norman, so I'd best be off!"
| Stella, Dragon Quest IX
|
02/03/11:
| "Did you notice that the people on every street are different?"
| Whispering Girl, Arc Rise Fantasia
|
01/18/11:
| "Huh! The only thing I'll sell a human is a fist to the face! You want a free sample?"
| Beastman Item Shop Owner, Radiant Historia
|
01/05/11:
| "I'll be able to sleep at night, innocent as the day I was accidentally conceived."
| Female Reporter, Z.H.P.
|
12/31/10:
| "I can save at any time? What is this, a first person shooter?"
| Cthulhu, Cthulhu Saves the World
|
12/14/10:
| "Hey, Jessy! Did you just laugh at that lame joke of his?!"
| Guy, Lufia: Curse of the Sinistrals
|
11/23/10:
| "Watch out, boys! He's got a gun, and he knows how to use it!"
| Mercenary, Fable 3
|
11/16/10:
| "Hang onto your butter, everyone, 'cause it's time to churn!"
| Dogi, Ys Seven
|
11/12/10:
| "We're adults now. In video game language, that means 15!"
| Pudding, Cladun
|
11/9/10:
| "Yeah, but, you're really hot. In an 8-bit sense."
| Pudding, Cladun
|
11/5/10:
| "And if you'd rather marry your hammer than me, you can go right ahead."
| Jessy, Lufia: Curse of the Sinistrals
|
11/1/10:
| "Story is conflict, ideally without too much story getting in the way."
| Jim the Wizard, Fable III
|
10/26/10:
| "I thought my butter-loving heart was going to explode out of my chest."
| Paul, Ys: The Oath in Felghana
|
10/21/10:
| "I suppose some mysteries are beyond even the power of candy."
| Wren, Costume Quest
|
10/13/10:
| "Death is the best cure for stupid."
| Kali, Nier
|
10/11/10:
| "Let's see how smug you are when I toss you on a campfire."
| Kainé, Nier
|
10/04/10:
| "Look, you're half-human, I'm being followed by a talking book. Let's call it even."
| Nier, Nier
|
09/21/10:
| "We're a club of unkillable men with mysterious pasts. How can we NOT travel together?"
| Axios, Glory of Heracles
|
09/15/10:
| "Die, dust! You don't belong in this world! HAVE AT YOU!"
| Fastidious Maid, Ys 7
|
08/25/10:
| "I'm rather partial to full-contact knitting."
| DeathSpank, DeathSpank
|
08/09/10:
| "We have many more wonderfully harmful items in stock."
| Weapon Shop Owner, Ys Seven
|
07/25/10:
| "Something's afoot, and it's not just the thing at the end of my leg!"
| Stella, Dragon Quest IX
|
07/19/10:
| "I have a fever, and the only prescription is more Side Quest!"
| DeathSpank, DeathSpank
|
07/14/10:
| "Looks like Jiro has a bigger load."
| Kluke, Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow
|
06/22/10:
| "Tres Ben? What is that, French? Lousy seniors and their lousy French..."
| Junpei, SMT: Persona 3 Portable
|
06/01/10:
| "What you pursue will be yours. But you will lose something dear."
| Cloud, Final Fantasy VII
|
05/26/10:
| "Sometimes he'll see me in black and hand me a whip and just go 'Unf!'"
| Rhi'a, Sands of Destruction
|
05/18/10:
| "Why, you insolent crone! How dare you address me like some common paperback?"
| Grimoire Weiss, Nier
|
05/13/10:
| "Feels like I was on the wrong end of a ton of bricks."
| Kyrie, Sands of Destruction
|
05/03/10:
| "If you wanna stick around, then no more trying to take our clothes off, and no more 'analysis'!"
| Crais, Mimana Iyar Chronicle
|
04/21/10:
| "You might was to lay down."
| Mile, The Legend of Heroes: A Tear of Vermillion
|
04/13/10:
| "Takes me back to the old days. Us against the unknown, killing it with big guns. Good times."
| Wrex, Mass Effect 2
|
04/05/10:
| "Your younger brother betrayed you, and your undead father killed you..."
| Aisha, Last Rebellion
|
03/30/10:
| "I understand how you feel... But that answer doesn't advance the story!"
| King of Dotnia, 3D Dot Game Heroes
|
03/18/10:
| "I'm sorry, "AAAA." I should have thought up a better name for you."
| Remorseful Dead Gamer, Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon
|
03/15/10:
| "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools."
| Anders, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening
|
03/04/10:
| "With barely contained terror. You drive a hard bargain, human."
| Harrot, Mass Effect 2
|
02/26/10:
| "Wow! Seriously? Thanks, friendly old guy whose name I don't know."
| Caesar, White Knight Chronicles
|
02/22/10:
| "You... may be right... I'll nap. Destroy the universe later..."
| Niftu Cal, Mass Effect 2
|
02/16/10:
| "It doesn't matter what race they are for you, long as they're female?"
| Demon, Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey
|
02/03/10:
| "We should get behind... stuff."
| Grunt, Mass Effect 2
|
01/27/10:
| "When he left, he stole a fragment from me and punched my dog, which was the fourth and final part of the key. The fragment is part of the key, not my dog."
| Patricia Tannis, Borderlands
|
01/15/10:
| "These darn things wake me up every morning... I just want to choke them sometimes!"
| Nall, Lunar: Silver Star Harmony
|
12/16/09:
| "Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no."
| Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins
|
12/08/09:
| "...to have and to cherish, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall be resurrected from the church?"
| Priest, Dragon Quest V
|
11/30/09:
| "Hm. Then their plan must be to flatter me to death! Nefarious!"
| EvilLord, Half-Minute Hero
|
11/20/09:
| "The man you loved has died. It seems you could have chosen better."
| Sten, Dragon Age: Origins
|
11/11/09:
| "A putrid half-eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionables."
| Morrigan, Dragon Age: Origins
|
11/06/09:
| "Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"
| Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins
|
10/26/09:
| "Soldiers! Get him! Go for the face!"
| Noire, Half-Minute Hero
|
10/15/09:
| "If I die in here, I'll kill him."
| Wrex, Mass Effect
|
10/06/09:
| "He's stubby 'n chubbly 'n wubbly 'n like two scoops of ice cream."
| Pericci, Star Ocean: First Departure
|
09/29/09:
| "I won't say that a single fist can destroy the world... but it can certainly destroy YOU!"
| Kai Kitamura, Super Robot Taisen: OG 2
|
09/22/09:
| "You vant to go outside!? You vant to fisticuffs!?"
| Dr. Odine, Final Fantasy VIII
|
09/09/09:
| "Stop whining that it's embarrassing to be seen naked. Who's interested in you?"
| Jinkuro's Soul, Muramasa: The Demon Blade
|
08/18/09:
| "Vegetables are like bombs packed tight with all kinds of important nutrients.."
| Largo, Valkyria Chronicles
|
06/17/09:
| "You found a mouse, but it won't help you get through the game."
| Search Barrel, Rhapsody DS
|
06/17/09:
| "Didn't you get the message? Stop trying to talk to me!"
| Grayridge NPC, Suikoden Tierkreis
|
06/17/09:
| "Crap.... kitty ears are my brother's greatest weakness."
| Tax, Class of Heroes
|
06/12/09:
| "K-kitty ears... They... You... You are not fit to wield such power!"
| Max, Class of Heroes
|
04/29/09:
| "Great, so you're going to dawdle AND break the fourth wall. *sigh*"
| Jonathan, Crimson Gem Saga
|
04/13/09:
| "How dare you ask a lady what she does by herself in her own room!"
| Dorothy, Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier
|
03/13/09:
| "Not until you give me your undies."
| Chris, The Legend of Heroes II: PotMW
|
03/06/09:
| "But... Your adventure is not end!"
| Robot Ninja Haggle Man, Retro Game Challenge
|
02/17/09:
| "I've ruined three pairs of pants just trying to talk to her."
| Student, Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled
|
02/12/09:
| "Professor...I...I finally made friends... I found myself some new friends, Professor..."
| Edge?, Star Ocean: The Last Hope
|
01/27/09:
| "Youth and beauty cannot match wisdom and treachery!"
| Sadie, Luminous Arc 2
|
01/05/09:
| "But I really want this meat... And I want you to cook it, Miss."
| Teddie, Persona 4
|
11/24/08:
| "The only thing you've got going for you is your chest."
| Zelos, Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World
|
11/17/08:
| "I think mine's cracked, too. C-critical hit to the nads."
| Yosuke, Persona 4
|
11/10/08:
| "Man or woman, it's all the same. Power is beauty, and I'm deliciously strong!"
| Flea, Chrono Trigger
|
11/03/08:
| "Thanks for listening children! This is Three Dog! Owwwww!"
| Three Dog, Fallout 3
|
10/20/08:
| "My! You're such a cute girl!"
| Mistel, Yggdra Union
|
09/18/08:
| "Then I wish I had more zippers... so I could tell you to ZIP IT."
| Neku, The World Ends With You
|
09/09/08:
| "I guess she wasn't in the bathroom."
| Capell, Infinite Undiscovery
|
08/19/08:
| "What kind of logical reasons involve running from help!?"
| Dragan, Spectral Force 3
|
07/29/08:
| "Let those manly tears flow."
| Gaston, Luminous Arc 2
|
07/02/08:
| "Since when have we been "friends" and how soon can we stop?"
| Cid, Final Fantasy Tactics A2
|
06/26/08:
| "It was like bam! A spear went thunk! The blastia went bang! And he flew off into the sky like whoosh!"
| Karol, Tales of Vesperia
|
06/21/08:
| "If you master the coolitude, you'll become what everyone calls a hero!"
| Arlus, Summon Night: Twin Age
|
06/12/08:
| "Foul work, to be sure. But we'll need to kill the girl as well."
| Kain, Final Fantasy IV DS
|
05/28/08:
| "Come, rake! Let us begin our dark work."
| Main Character, On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|
05/20/08:
| "Man, what a dump. Just perfect for humans."
| Nassau, Summon Night: Twin Age
|
05/01/08:
| "If I accidentally scream, everybody will here me..."
| Yukari, Persona 3
|
04/22/08:
| "It would be irresponsible of me to die here. Given the choice, I'd rather live and be miserable."
| Ansom, Rondo of Swords
|
04/14/08:
| "I'm counting on you... Ultimate Sword"
| Jaster, Rogue Galaxy
|
04/02/08:
| "I'd love to, but I don't want to."
| Prince, Gurumin
|
03/25/08:
| "Oh well... I guess this isn't it, then. I think you'd remember a smell like this."
| Rebecca, Wild ARMs 5
|
03/12/08:
| "Sure, work comes first, but all work and no play makes Jack a dull mog."
| Jack the Moogle, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates
|
03/03/08:
| "Showing your back to the enemy... Overconfidence will destroy you."
| Sephiroth, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
|
02/17/08:
| "A man's gotta do certain "things" before leaving on a mission like this, and I did what I had to do."
| Jansen, Lost Odyssey
|
02/04/08:
| "It was such a small seed... I needed to find out what was growing inside. And there was only one way to find out. So I decided to raise it."
| Ovan, .hack//G.U. Vol. 1//Rebirth
|
01/28/08:
| "I see, so you were playing."
| Redheaded Girl, Baroque
|
01/22/08:
| "I will be glad to assist you in this endeavor... For a small fee, of course. Your sword... interests me."
| Yet Unnamed Green-Haired Character, Project Exile (From Early GBA Trailer)
|
01/09/08:
| "You of all people should be cognizant of its power. I don’t care if it's unstable. Make them hurry."
| Margulis, Xenosaga: Episode I
|
09/25/07:
| "Empty or no, you've no choice but to follow me."
| Delita, Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions
|
02/18/06:
| "Wait... is it me? Am I a weirdo?"
| Johnny, Shadow Hearts 3
|
02/11/06:
| "If I say you need a watermelon, then you need a watermelon!"
| The Fruit Lady, Grandia III
|
02/04/06:
| "I will see you when the later comes!"
| MC Hamir, Metal Saga
|
01/28/06:
| "Besides... the more tough fights I get into, the better I'll get! Eventually my hidden superpowers will be unleashed!"
| Jack Russell, Radiata Stories
|
01/21/06:
| "Ya shouldn't disrespect the spoon."
| Smith the Swindler, Shadow Hearts 3
|
01/14/06:
| "Wise man learn much by saying little."
| Dervish, Quest for Glory 2
|
01/07/06:
| "In man's absence, the reign of the cockroach began."
| Narrator, Metal Saga
|
12/31/06:
| "One must be the shield for the weak and the sword for the meek."
| Force Motto, Shining Force Neo
|
12/24/06:
| "That it! My bunny is enraged and I won't be able to hold him back!"
| Randy, Guardian Heroes
|
12/17/06:
| "Pay no attention to the average middle-aged man standing by this sign."
| Sign, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
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12/10/06:
| "I awaken whenever Eden is in crisis."
| Azure Azoth, Atelier Iris 2
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12/03/06:
| "It appears to be an ordinary sword of legend."
| Sword of Legend, FFXII
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11/26/06:
| "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"
| Researcher, Tales of Phantasia
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11/19/06:
| "If you can stop quaking with fear, step forth and fight!"
| Leon, Dragon Force
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11/12/06:
| "Guaranteed best map in town or you no get your money back."
| Alichica, Quest for Glory 2
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11/05/06:
| "One who knows nothing can understand nothing."
| Mysterious Stranger, Kingdom Hearts
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10/29/06:
| "Well, we the great adventurers with burning souls are now ready to take on this quest!"
| Gaspard, .hack//G.U. Vol. 1
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10/22/06:
| "I'm sorry, that's not quite vague enough for me. Could you be a little less specific?"
| Ryudo, Grandia II
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10/15/06:
| "Soy sauce on egg?! What heresy!"
| Egg Roll (Children's Plate), Shadow Hearts 3
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10/08/06:
| "I'm afraid I'll have to sully my hands and deal directly with you after all!"
| Vandal, Shining Force III
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10/01/06:
| "Only a fool rushes forth to his death. Rush forth, little one!"
| Scythe, Dragon Force
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09/24/06:
| "Your judge and jury stands before you. The sentence DEATH!"
| Lyria, Dragon Force
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09/17/06:
| "Maybe you should consider a new line of work and get out this Hero business. Have you considered accounting?"
| Abu al-Njun, Quest for Glory 2
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09/10/06:
| "I truly apologize, but you die here."
| Caellach, Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones
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09/03/06:
| "When I get married, I'm going to make so many babies, I'll have to start my own village!"
| NPC, Shining Force III
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08/27/06:
| "Yeah, I have a sudden urge to work out until I'm scarcely feminine."
| Girl in Muscle Cathedral, Metal Saga
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08/20/06:
| "You seem dead set on coming after us. If that's the case... I shall help you achieve at least the 'dead' part...."
| Masked Monk, Shining Force III
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08/13/06:
| "I should like to keep my head. Why, if my head and body become separated, nothing I eat will reach my stomach!"
| Alice, Kingdom Hearts
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08/06/06:
| "It is kept in the Garden of Death, just north of here. Here, take this key."
| The Great Kamroh, Baten Kaitos
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07/30/06:
| "Then all we have to do is take out the poisonous one and you can eat the rest."
| Alfina, Grandia III
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07/23/06:
| "Putting both together puts an end to both the fireworks and the ninja."
| Johnny, Shadow Hearts 3
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07/16/06:
| "Technically, I'm supposed to say something profound here... but I doubt anyone would understand it."
| Dr. Mortem, Metal Saga
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07/09/06:
| "Listen up you random encounter!"
| Noin, Atelier Iris 2
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07/02/06:
| "Duh! I'm a prodigy. I can recall most everything I see or hear."
| Lute, Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones
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06/25/06:
| "You're talented enough to hike!"
| Hiker, Pokemon (Leaf)
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06/18/06:
| "I hate ghosts, you can't kick them"
| Noin, Atelier Iris 2
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06/11/06:
| "My hair didn't fall out! It was a malevolent spirit!"
| Channeler, Pokemon (Leaf)
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06/04/06:
| "But if we eat our pants, what are we supposed to wear?"
| Klein, Atelier Iris
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05/28/06:
| "I WILL NOT EAT YOU. I AM A GOD."
| Puni God, Atelier Iris
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05/21/06:
| “She just stood there and STARED! Has she no shame?”
| Man, Lunar II: Eternal Blue Complete
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05/14/06:
| “Do you have something to say to me, silly rabbit!?”
| Bully, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
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05/07/06:
| "A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage."
| Majora's Mask, Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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04/30/06:
| "Good luck, and have a wonderful day full of leveling up!"
| Memory Center, Metal Saga
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04/23/06:
| "A combat cyborg? Hmph, you're just wearing sunglasses."
| Mao, SH3
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04/16/06:
| "Weird. This rain tastes salty."
| Child, Baten Kaitos
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04/09/06:
| "No no! Not your cooking! It was a... Um... a posionous mushroom!"
| Yuki, Grandia III
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04/02/06:
| "Yes! Freedom! At last! In your face, eternal confinement!"
| Prophet, Fable
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04/01/06
| "Roku was here =P"
| Roku, April Fools
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03/26/06
| "Difference between beard and world is one whirls around tree, the other twirls around me."
| Dervish, Quest for Glory 2
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03/12/06
| "What's so unusual about a talking cat these days, anyway?!"
| Mao, Shadow Hearts 3
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02/26/06
| "Conquering the world... that's quite an out of date goal."
| Chairman Rebecca, Shining Force Neo
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02/19/06
| "If you're willing to do a small little teensy favor for me, I might reconsider having you for supper."
| Baba Yaga, Quest for Glory
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02/12/06
| "Life is long when you live it, oh but so short when you look back..."
| Giacomo, Baten Kaitos
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02/05/06
| "I guess this sign means "Look Out for Falling Swords"... how scary is that?"
| Jack Russell, Radiata Stories
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01/29/06
| "There is an important quest card waiting for you at the bottom of a slime pit."
| Jack of Blades, Fable
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01/22/06
| "I'm standing under this waterfall as part of my training. Plus it's part of my Flab Smasher diet plan."
| Man Under Waterfall, Baten Kaitos
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01/15/06
| "I am matter...I am antimatter...I can see your past...I can see your future...I consume time...And I will consume you!"
| Culex, Super Mario RPG
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01/01/06
| "So you have a girlfriend, mate? I bet she has a fine beard."
| A Dwarf, Radiata Stories
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12/25/05
| "It's painfully obvious my lyrical opus is wasted on your Philistine ears."
| Prison Warden, Fable
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12/11/05
| "You can't eat the poor goat, not after he's worked so hard for us!"
| Ganz Rothschild, Radiata Stories
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12/04/05
| "Today you have brought me... Cancer. I'm truly grateful."
| Keeper of the Star Map, Baten Kaitos
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11/27/05
| "There's a forest of spirit trees to the north. We call it Spirit Tree Forest."
| NPC, Legend of Heroes
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11/20/05
| "The solar data will simply recycle them endlessly, for all eternity."
| Schroedinger's Solar Data, SMT: DDS2
|
11/13/05
| "The guardian is destroyed by that which he would guard."
| Lucian, Radiata Stories
|
11/06/05
| "I just got out of Guard College last week, and I only got a C minus in Hostage Recovery."
| Random Guard, Fable
|
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| "You are doing well, lad. But can you break through this secret technique of Darkness? En Garde!"
| Ganon, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
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10/27/05
| "I can't believe this! You ate the wall?? Are you insanse?"
| Trill, Baten Kaitos
|
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| "Which is it? A few or a score? There’s a big difference, you know!"
| The Bard, The Bard's Tale
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| "When you're done with the death wails, come in and get changed."
| Leonard Ford, Radiata Stories
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09/12/05
| "And you...token guard who’s going to die anyway...try and slow them down!"
| Commander Byron, Growlanser 2
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08/28/05
| "Ones who does not have Triforce can't go in."
| Old Man, Legend of Zelda (original)
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08/07/05
| "Boy, doesn't this just beat all..."
| Rei, Breath of Fire III
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07/31/05
| "Who wants to rest in peace?"
| Pamela, Atelier Iris Eternal Mana
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