[08/05/2003]   Last week we set the record for the most consecutive on-time updates. We have Robust Stu to thank for the record number of reviews submitted at one time. Otterland holds the record for reviewing the most versions of any single game. I could go on and on with the list of crazy things that have happened, but today we set another record. This time, it's the record for the most reviews printed in a single update. Our previous record was twelve. Today we have printed a whopping fifteen. Where did they all come from? Well, for the answer to that, I turn you over to Amish and our two sidekicks-in-training.

Amish: Thank goodness this was finished before my midterm tomorrow morning :P Seriously, it's good to see the section left in Zack's capable hands (even if takes our collective sla…I mean, staff labor to complete this monstrous update). Last week we introduced Steve, our PC review specialist. But we're not done yet! Here's a word from our new MMORPG specialist, James "Velkyn" Enright:

Velkyn: Nice to meet everyone, so to speak. I'm James, and I'll be working here at RPGamer as an MMORPG review specialist. I never expected to be typing stuff like this up, and well, here I am. I look forward to writing many a review in the months to come. Well, enough of me, and on with the update. I promise not to waste your lives by butting in on the update anymore.