ORGANIZED MONSTER LIST version 6.0 IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE World of Balance Monster Location Rage? Type Mandatory? --------------------------------Trip 1------------------------------------- Lobo Narshe Yes Event Yes Guard Narshe Yes Event Yes Vomammoth Narshe Yes Event Yes Whelk Mines No Boss Yes (W. Shell) Mines No Henchman Yes Tritoch Mines No Event Yes Repo Man Mines Yes Random No Vaporite Mines Yes Random No Were Rat Mines Yes Random No Marshal Mines Yes Boss Yes Leafer Narshe Plain Yes Random No Dark Wind Narshe Plain Yes Random No Sand Ray Figaro Desert Yes Random No Areneid Figaro Desert Yes Random No M-TekArmor Figaro Yes Event Yes Hornet Cave of Figaro (1) Yes Random No Crawly Cave of Figaro (1) Yes Random No Bleary Cave of Figaro (1) Yes Random No Rhinotaur South Figaro Plain Yes Random No Rhodox South Figaro Plain Yes Random No GreaseMonk South Figaro Plain Yes Random No Brawler Mt. Kolts Cave Yes Random No Tusker Mt. Kolts Cave Yes Random No Cirpius Mt. Kolts Yes Random No Trilium Mt. Kolts Yes Random No Vargas Mt. Kolts No Boss Yes Ipooh Mt. Kolts No Henchman Yes Nautiloid Lete River Yes Set Yes Excocite Lete River Yes Set Yes Pterodon Lete River Yes Set Yes Ultros Lete River No Boss Yes HeavyArmor South Figaro Yes Visible No Merchant South Figaro No Visible Yes B. Day Suit South Figaro No Event Yes Officer South Figaro No Visible No Commander South Figaro Yes Random No Vector Pup South Figaro Yes Random No Gold Bear Cave of Figaro(2) Yes Random No Primordite Cave of Figaro(2) Yes Random No Trilobiter Cave of Figaro(2) Yes Random No TunnelArmr Cave of Figaro(2) No Boss Yes Wild Rat Mines (w/ Banon) Yes Random No 1st Class Mines (w/ Banon) Yes Random No Dark Side Mines Checkpoint Yes Visible No Spectre Mines Checkpoint Yes Visible No Rinn Mines Checkpoint Yes Visible No Rhobite Doma Plain Yes Random No Beakor Doma Plain Yes Random No Stray Cat Doma Forest Yes Random No CrassHoppr Doma Forest Yes Random No Soldier Doma Yes Event No Leader Doma No Event Yes Doberman Doma Base(kick chest) Yes Event No Kefka Doma Base No Event Yes Telstar Doma Base Yes Monster-in-a-box No Templar Doma Base Yes Event Yes Grunt Doma Base No Event Yes Cadet Doma Base No Event Yes Ghost Phantom Forest Yes Random No Poplium Phantom Forest Yes Random No Bomb Phantom Train Yes Random No Whisper Phantom Train Yes Random No Hazer Phantom Train Yes Random No StillGoing Phantom Train Yes Random No Over-Mind Phantom Train Yes Random No Siegfried Phantom Train(Chest) No Event No Specter Phantom Train No Monster-in-a-box No GhostTrain Phantom Train No Boss Yes Pirahna Baren Falls No Event Yes Rizopas Baren Falls No Boss Yes Gau Veldt No Event Yes ----------------------------------Trip 2----------------------------------- Actaneon Serpent Trench Yes Set Yes Anguiform Serpent Trench Yes Set Yes Aspik Serpent Trench Yes Set Yes Bounty Man Narshe Snow Fields Yes Visible No Trooper Narshe Snow Fields Yes Visible No Fidor Narshe Snow Fields Yes Visible No Rider Narshe Snow Fields Yes Visible No Kefka Narshe Snow Fields No Boss Yes Tritoch Narshe Snow Fields No Event Yes FossilFang Kohlingen Desert Yes Random No Red Fang Kohlingen Plain Yes Random No Vulture Kohlingen Plain Yes Random No Iron Fist Kohlingen Plain Yes Random No Mind Candy Kohlingen Plain Yes Random No Over Grunk Kohlingen Forest Yes Random No HadesGigas Zozo Yes Random No Harvester Zozo Yes Random No Slamdancer Zozo Yes Random No Gabbldegak Zozo Yes Random No Dadaluma Zozo No Boss Yes Vermin Opera House Yes Visible No Sewer Rat Opera House Yes Visible No Ultros Opera House No Boss Yes Joker Empire Plain Yes Random No WeedFeeder Empire Plain Yes Random No Ralph Empire Plain Yes Random No Wyvern Empire Plain Yes Random No ChickenLip Empire Forest Yes Random No Bug Empire Desert Yes Random No Mega Armor Sealed Gate Base No Visible No ProtoArmor Sealed Gate Base No1 Visible No Guardian Vector Castle No Event No Commando Vector Castle Yes Visible No Garm Vector Castle Yes Visible No Pipsqueak Vector Castle Yes Visible No Flan Magitek Factory Yes Random No Shiva Magitek Factory No Event Yes Ifrit Magitek Factory No Event Yes General Magitek Factory Yes Random No Trapper Magitek Factory Yes Random No Rhinox Magitek Factory Yes Random No Gobbler Magitek Factory Yes Random No # 024 Magitek Factory No Boss Yes Mag Roader3 Cart Yes Set Yes Mag Roader3 Cart Yes Set Yes # 128 Cart No Boss Yes LeftBlade Cart No Henchman Yes RightBlade Cart No Henchman Yes Chaser Vector Escape Yes Random No Crane Airship No Boss Yes Crane Airship No Boss Yes Grenade Forest W. of Veldt Yes Random No Intangir Triangle Island Yes Random No Baskervor Thamasa Plain Yes Random No Cephaler Thamasa Plain Yes Random No Chimera Thamasa Forest Yes Random No -----------------------------------Trip3----------------------------------- Lich Cave to S. Gate (B1) Yes Random No Apparite Cave to S. Gate (B1) Yes Random No Coelecite Cave to S. Gate (B1) Yes Random No Ing Cave to S. Gate (B2+) Yes Random No Zombone Cave to S. Gate (B2+) Yes Random No Ninja Cave to S. Gate (B3) Yes4 Event No Kefka Sealed Gate No Event Yes Sp Forces Vector Banquet Yes Event No Balloon Thamasa House Yes Visible Yes Flame Eater Thamasa House No Boss Yes Adamanchyt Esper Cave Yes Random No Abolisher Esper Mountain Yes Random No Slurm Esper Cave Yes Random No Mandrake Esper Mountain Yes Random No Insecare Esper Mountain Yes Random No Ultros Esper Cave No Event Yes Kefka Thamasa (Leo) No Boss Yes Sky Armor Airship Yes Event Yes Spit Fire Airship Yes Event Yes Ultros Airship No Boss Yes Chupon Airship No Boss No AirForce Air No Boss Yes Laser Gun Air No Henchman Yes Missile Bay Air No Henchman Yes Speck Air No Henchman No Behemoth Floating Continent Yes Random No BrainPan Floating Continent Yes Random No Misfit Floating Continent Yes Random No Apokryphos Floating Continent Yes Random No Dragon Floating Continent Yes Random No Wiry Drgn Floating Continent Yes Random No Gigantos Floating Continent Yes Monster-in-a-box No AtmaWeapon Floating Continent No Boss Yes ----------------------------------Trip 4----------------------------------- Naughty Floating Continent No Random No Nerapa Floating Continent No Boss Yes World of Ruin Monster Location Rage? Type Mandatory? Peepers Solitary Isle Yes Random No EarthGuard Solitary Isle Desert Yes Random No Black Drgn Solitary Isle Desert Yes Random No Osprey Kefkaland Plain Yes Random No Chitonid Kefkaland Plain Yes Random No Gigan Toad Kefkaland Plain Yes Random No Lunaris Kefkaland Plain Yes Random No GiloMantis Kefkaland Forest Yes Random No Mesosaur Kefkaland Forest Yes Random No HermitCrab Tzen House Yes Random No PM Stalker Tzen House Yes Random No Scorpion Tzen House Yes Random No Phunbaba Mobliz No Boss No Phunbaba Mobliz No Boss No Bloompire Serpent Trench Forest Yes Random No Lizard Serpent Trench Forest Yes Random No Buffalax Serpent Trench Plain Yes Random No Delta Bug Serpent Trench Plain Yes Random No Maliga Figaro Plain Yes Random No Nohrabbit Figaro Plain Yes Random No Latimera Figaro Forest Yes Random No Sand Horse Figaro Desert Yes Random No Dante Figaro Basement Yes Random No NeckHunter Figaro Basement Yes Random No Cruller Figaro Basement Yes Random No Humpty Figaro Basement Yes Random No Drop Engine Room Yes Random No Tentacle13 Engine Room No Boss Yes Tentacle13 Engine Room No Boss Yes Tentacle13 Engine Room No Boss Yes Tentacle13 Engine Room No Boss Yes Muus Kohlingen Plain Yes Random No Deep Eye Kohlingen Plain Yes Random No Harpiai Kohlingen Plain Yes Random No Bogy Kohlingen Plain Yes Random No Chupon Colosseum(Potion) No Event No Siegfried Colosseum(Megalixer) No Event No Osteosaur Darill's Tomb(B1) Yes Random No Orog Darill's Tomb(B1) Yes Random No PowerDemon Darill's Tomb Yes Random No Mad Oscar Darill's Tomb Yes Random No Exoray Darill's Tomb Yes Random No Presenter Darill's Tomb No Monster-in-a-box No (P. Shell) Darill's Tomb No Monster-in-a-box No Dullahan Darill's Tomb No Boss Yes Crawler Maranda Plain Yes Random No Reach Frog Maranda Plain Yes Random No Mantodea Maranda Forest Yes Random No Hoover Maranda Desert Yes Random No Cactrot Maranda Desert Yes Random No Geckorex Maranda Plain Yes Random No Harpy Thamasa Plain Yes Random No Prussian Thamasa Plain Yes Random No GloomShell Thamasa Plain Yes Random No Zone Eater Triangle Island No Random No TumbleWeed T-rex Island Plain Yes Random No Sprinter T-rex Island Plain Yes Random No Spek Tor T-rex Island Plain Yes Random No Tyrannosaur T-rex Island Forest Yes Random No Brachosaur T-rex Island Forest Yes Random No Dirt Dragon Opera House No Dragon No Doom Gaze Airship No Boss No ----------------------------------Trip 5----------------------------------- Ursus Mt. Zozo Cave Yes Random No Borras Mt. Zozo Cave Yes Random No Punisher Mt. Zozo Cave Yes Random No Scrapper Mt. Zozo Mountain Yes Random No Storm Drgn Mt. Zozo Cave(switch) No Dragon No Luridan Mt. Zozo Mountain Yes Random No Toe Cutter Cave on the Veldt Yes Random No Allo Ver Cave on the Veldt Yes Monster-in-a-box No Rhyos Cave on the Veldt Yes Random No SR Behemoth5 Cave on the Veldt No Boss No SR Behemoth5 Cave on the Veldt Yes Boss No Shadow5.5 Colosseum No Event No Nightshade6 Owzer's House(flower) Yes Event No Dahling Owzer's House(lady) Yes Event No SoulDancer Owzer's House Yes Random No Wildcat Owzer's House Yes Random No Crusher Owzer's House Yes Random No Vindr Owzer's House Yes Random No Still Life Owzer's House(2nd armor) Yes Event No Chadarnook7 Owzer's House No Boss No Chadarnook7 Owzer's House No Boss No Phase Phoenix Cave Yes Random No Parasoul Phoenix Cave Yes Random No Necromancer Phoenix Cave Yes Random No Sea Flower Phoenix Cave Yes Random No Aquila Phoenix Cave Yes Random No Chaos Drgn Phoenix Cave Yes Random No Uroburos Phoenix Cave Yes Random No Trixter Phoenix Cave Yes Random No Red Dragon Phoenix Cave No Dragon No Test Rider Narshe Yes Random No Nastidon Narshe Yes Random No Red Wolf Narshe Yes Random No Mag Roader3 Narshe Mines Yes Random No Mag Roader3 Narshe Mines Yes Random No Wizard Narshe Snow Fields Yes Random No Psychot Narshe Snow Fields Yes Random No Ice Dragon Narshe Snow Fields No Dragon No Tritoch Narshe Snow Fields No Boss No Poppers Umaro's Cave Yes Random No Kiwok Umaro's Cave Yes Random No Ceritops Umaro's Cave Yes Random No Pug Umaro's Cave Yes Random No Anemone Umaro's Cave Yes Random No Tomb Thumb Umaro's Cave Yes Random No Pugs8 Umaro's Cave No Monster-in-a-box No Umaro Umaro's Cave No Boss No Ogor Gogo's Cave Yes Random No Wart Puck Gogo's Cave Yes Random No Tap Dancer Gogo's Cave Yes Random No Covert Gogo's Cave Yes Random No Karkass Gogo's Cave Yes Random No Woolly Gogo's Cave Yes Random No Magic Urn Fanatics' Tower Yes Random No L 10 Magic Fanatics' Tower No Random No L 20 Magic Fanatics' Tower No Random No L 30 Magic Fanatics' Tower No Random No L 40 Magic Fanatics' Tower No Random No L 50 Magic Fanatics' Tower No Random No L 60 Magic Fanatics' Tower No Random No L 70 Magic Fanatics' Tower No Random No L 80 Magic Fanatics' Tower No Random No L 90 Magic Fanatics' Tower No Random No White Drgn Fanatics' Tower(L3 Room) Yes Dragon No Magimaster Fanatics' Tower No Boss No Critic Cyan's Soul(Limbo) Yes Random No Pan Dora Cyan's Soul(Limbo) Yes Random No Allosaurus Cyan's Soul(Limbo) Yes Random No Parasite Cyan's Soul(Limbo) Yes Random No Barb-e Cyan's Soul(Limbo) Yes Random No Larry Cyan's Soul(Limbo) No Boss No Curley Cyan's Soul(Limbo) No Boss No Moe Cyan's Soul(Limbo) No Boss No Samurai Cyan's Soul(Train) Yes Random No Rain Man Cyan's Soul(Train) Yes Random No Suriander Cyan's Soul(Train) Yes Random No PlutoArmor Cyan's Soul(Cave) Yes Random No Io Cyan's Soul(Cave) Yes Random No Sky Cap Cyan's Soul(Cave) Yes Random No Wrexsoul Cyan's Soul(Castle) No Boss No Soul Saver Cyan's Soul(Castle) No Henchman No Figaliz Cave to Ancient Castle Yes Random No Enuo Cave to Ancient Castle Yes Random No Goblin Cave to Ancient Castle Yes Random No Master Pug Cave to Ancient Castle No Monster-in-a-box No Boxed Set Ancient Castle Yes Random No Lethal Wpn Ancient Castle Yes Random No KatanaSoul Ancient Castle No Monster-in-a-box No Blue Dragon Ancient Castle No Dragon No Opinicus Ebot's Rock Yes Random No Hipocampus Ebot's Rock Yes Random No Eland Ebot's Rock Yes Random No Displayer Ebot's Rock Yes Random No Slatter Ebot's Rock Yes Random No Warlock Ebot's Rock Yes Random No Cluck Ebot's Rock Yes Random No Hidon Ebot's Rock No Boss No Hidonite9 Ebot's Rock No Henchman No Hidonite9 Ebot's Rock No Henchman No Hidonite9 Ebot's Rock No Henchman No Hidonite9 Ebot's Rock No Henchman No Gt Behemoth Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Evil Oscar Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Vectaur Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Brontaur Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Outsider Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Madam Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Dark Force Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Retainer Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Atma Kefka's Tower No Boss No Mover Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Steroidite Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Vectagoyle Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Didalos Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Veteran Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Junk Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Gold Drgn Kefka's Tower No Dragon No Fortis Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Dueller Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Sky Base Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Hemophyte Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Inferno Kefka's Tower No Boss Yes Striker Kefka's Tower No Henchman Yes Rough Kefka's Tower No Henchman Yes Land Worm Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Skull Drgn Kefka's Tower No Dragon No Iron HitMan Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Prometheus Kefka's Tower No Random No Doom Drgn Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Innoc Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Scullion Kefka's Tower Yes Random No Guardian Kefka's Tower No Boss Yes Poltergeist Kefka's Tower No Statue10 Yes Doom Kefka's Tower No Statue10 Yes Goddess Kefka's Tower No Statue10 Yes ------------------------------------Xtra----------------------------------- (L1)11 Kefka's Tower No Esperoid Yes (L1)11 Kefka's Tower No Esperoid Yes (L1)11 Kefka's Tower No Esperoid Yes (L2)11 Kefka's Tower No Esperoid Yes (L2)11 Kefka's Tower No Esperoid Yes (L2)11 Kefka's Tower No Esperoid Yes (L2)11 Kefka's Tower No Esperoid Yes (L3)11 Kefka's Tower No Esperoid Yes (L3)11 Kefka's Tower No Esperoid Yes Kefka Kefka's Tower No Antagonist Yes Notes 0. The location listed is the first place that you may encounter such an enemy. Many enemies can be found elsewhere. If a monster's stats change between possible battles they are listed for each time they are different. Any other significant changes are noted below. 1. The first time you can encounter ProtoArmor is in the Imperial Base after the airship lands at Vector. It attacks with Mega Armor. This formation will not appear on the Veldt as Mega Armor will not appear on the Veldt ever. You cannot encounter ProtoArmor on the Veldt until you fight it in Vector, be it in front of the castle or in the Magitek Research Facility. Please note that even though ProtoArmor appears on the Veldt, you can never Rage it. See Note 8. 2. There is no note 2. 3. Four different monsters are called Mag Roader. These are listed in the order: Large Purple, Small Red, Large Yellow, and Small Brown. 13. We've skipped the previous number, because we believe it is unlucky, and should not even be typed. This number is located here, because this is where it's found in the list. However, we discovered this last, hence the high number. There are four different monsters called Tentacle. See Note 9. 4. The Ninja is first encountered in the cave to the Sealed Gate when you pull a switch. You cannot encounter him on the Veldt until you fight him randomly on the Floating Continent. We're not exactly sure of this. 5. You fight the Sr Behemoth twice in the Cave on the Veldt. First you fight his live form, which is grey, then you are attacked from behind by his orange undead form. You can only encounter the undead form on the Veldt. 5.5. We didn't have a Note 2, so we had to put this in to make the number of relevant notes balance out. We didn't do this intentionally, but once we figured out what we'd done, we thought it was funny, so we kept it this way. Ha, ha, bet you're laughing now. Or more probably, you're getting sick of this and think this is really lame. So do we. This will be taken out in the next version. Oh, we almost forgot the actual note! You can only fight Shadow here if you waited for him on the floating continent. We know you know this, but we had to make sure you knew we knew this. Editor's Note: Do not take Gogo to fight Shadow. He may mimic Shadow and attack himself. This is not effective. 6. Editor's Other Note: Fight Nightshade *BEFORE * you fight Chadarnook. If you do not, you will not be able to fight them at all, thus ensuring the incompleteness of your Rage list. Have a nice day. 7. There are two monsters called Chadarnook. The lady is listed first and the demon second. 8. You cannot Rage Pugs even though they show up on the Veldt. They will not show up in Gau's Rage list. 9. There are four different monsters named Hidonite. They are fundamentally different except for the name. We will determine which Hidonite is in which position in a later version. (The next time one of us reaches that point in the game.) 10. The party that enters on the left will fight the statue on the left, Doom. The party that enters in the middle will fight the statue on the right, Goddess. The party that enters on the right will fight the statue in the middle, Poltergeist. Editor's Note: When fighting Goddess, make sure to equip as many Safety Bits as possible. 11. The Esperoid is really nine monsters on three levels. Listed in order they refer to the Upper monster on the first screen, the Lower Right on the first screen, the Lower left on the first screen, the Lower on the second screen, the Upper Right on the second screen, the Upper on the second screen, the Upper Left on the second screen, the Left on the third screen, and the Right on the third screen. This does not much matter for this list, but this order is the standard for any other lists we may make. Parenthetical Monsters Monsters with names in parentheses have no actual names listed in the game. We have them up for convenience sake. The names usually describe the monster. Terrain Types Certain monsters in an overworld area will only attack you in certain types of terrain. We have defined these as Forest, Desert, and Plain. On mountains, some monsters only attack in the caves on the mountain. This is noted in the location. The same applies with the Cave to the Ancient Castle. Reason for this list This list lists the monsters in FF3 in the order that you encounter them in the game. The ones that Gau can Rage are noted. The monsters are listed in this sequence, so you know what you can get when and don't waste time looking for monsters that aren't there. In order for Gau to Rage a monster, you must encounter it at least once outside the Veldt. You do not actually have to defeat it. ????? There are certain "mysteries" in this game, that may be false, but we are not completely sure yet. They are: Drop: We found it! And there was much rejoicing. Yay, yay! It does exist. Both of us have seen this thing. It is a green version of Trapper and Junk found in the Engine Room of Figaro Castle as stated above. We [think we] have everything now! This is a good thing. Siegfried? and Chupon: Also we have seen Siegfried (this is always the spelling that appears in battle) and Chupon in the Rage list in the aforementioned FAQ. I know what you're thinking. You're really pissed off that anyone even suggested such a thing. Well, they're listed there. It may be possible that if you defeat them in the Colosseum (yes it is possible at extremely high levels) they would show up on the Veldt, but we have no evidence that this is so and do not want to be starting any rumors. WE BELIEVE THIS TO JUST BE A SICK JOKE. Our theory is that in those two slots were meant for ProtoArmor and Pugs. These do appear on the Veldt, but Gau cannot seem to learn them even if they are Leapt. We assume this to be a bug in the game itself. It may also be akin to the Cursed Ring Syndrome, in which different versions of the game behave differently. We don't know. Contact us with any information. Explanation of Monster Types Random: A monster that attacks at random, it cannot attack when the Moogle Charm is equipped. Boss: A monster that can be encountered at a certain point in the game, usually of superior strength to Random enemies. The battle ends when it is killed. Henchman: A monster that attacks with a Boss, but whose death does not end the battle. Event: A monster that attacks when a certain event occurs, not necessarily of superior strength, and not necessarily mandatory. Monster-in-a-box: A non-mandatory monster that attacks when the chest containing it is opened. It must be defeated in order to win a treasure (if any) and may not be run from. Set: A monster that attacks at set places during a computer-controlled event, i.e. Lete River, Serpent Trench, Magitek Factory cart ride; not necessarily of superior strength. Visible: A monster that can be seen and possibly avoided. Dragon: One of the eight dragons in the World of Ruin that must be defeated to get the Crusader Esper. Statue: One of the three statues that block the way to the top of Kefka's Tower. Esperoid: The three-story monster underneath Kefka. Antagonist: The Boss of the Game. Explanation of Trips to the Veldt The list is divided up into the five trips to the Veldt with Gau depicted below. Monsters that are found before each trip are separated from other trips by dashed lines. Trip 1: Sabin's scenario (assumed Banon's and Locke's already done) Trip 2: After obtaining Setzer's airship (includes all overworld enemies) Trip 3: Immediately before Kefka, Gestahl, & Statues scene on the Floating Continent (includes AtmaWeapon) Trip 4: Immediately after obtaining Falcon (includes all overworld enemies and the Dirt Dragon)*+ Trip 5: Immediately before stepping on the three switches in Kefka's tower (does not include the Esperoid or Kefka)+ Xtra: Esperoid and Kefka * To get Gau with only four people gathered in the World of Ruin, go to the Phoenix Cave and leave immediately. On the airship, only Setzer is in your party, and you can choose two others to get Gau. + This trip assumes that you followed the numbers on the map that came with the game. Editor's Other Other Note: WHAT? You LOST it? TOUGH LUCK, Bucko! Viewing This is typed in the MS-DOS text editor. This will look okay in any word processor. It does not look as good as the MS-Word version, however. If you have Word please download that version. Commentary This is a collection of things said during the creation of this list due to technical difficulties and lack of caffeine. J: There is no "q" in "we'd"! Q, this is not funny! S: J: D'oh! Stop doing that! You think you're being helpful, but you're not! I can do my own indentations, thank you very much! s: Capital "s", thank you. Hey! J: Aack! Somebody hit the i nsertk ey! J: Colon equals!? I just want a colon! I've been using Mathematica too much! Writer's note: Stay away from Mathematica if you can at all avoid it! S: Okay, now wait a minute. 1 was ProtoArmor, and 3 was the Mag Rhodars. J: Roaders. S: Yeah, whatever. But what was 2??? J: Let's see...Hey, there's no 2! J: 3, not 7! J: 7, not 17! S: You have no idea how "fun" this was to make. Hey, what's with the "quotes"!? Not again! Well, I'm glad you didn't put the quotes about "again" again. Now, stop that or this is going to go on for the rest of time. Okay, that's enough there. Don't make me shoot you. E-mails Shawn Brumback (shaman@vt.edu) James H. Roberts (voltaire@vt.edu) Credits Researcher: Shawn Brumback Compiler: James Roberts Editor: Shawn Brumback Writer: James Roberts Director: Shawn Brumback and James Roberts Producer: James Roberts Publications: Shawn Brumback Sources: Final Fantasy III by Square Soft FF3FAQ60 by King Kung, JonN2000, and Wizard 201 Advertising: Kefka Thanatos Dark King Zemus Xagor Chaos Lavos Carltron Creator Apollo Julius Tyr Culex Starring: Terra "Half-esper" Branford Locke "Callmeatreasurehunterori'llripyourlungsout!" Cole Cyan "Mr. Thou" Garamonde "Clyde" Shadow "Arrowny" Edgar "Rice-a-" Roni Figaro Sabin Rene "Descartes" Figaro Celes "Maria" Chere Strago "Relm!" Magus Relm "I'mgonnadrawyourportrait" Arrowny Setzer "Didn't I tell you this is the fastest airship in the world?" Gabbiani Mog "Kupo" Gau "Uwaoo!" Gogo "-----" Umaro "Fgaah" Also Starring: Wedge Vicks Kupek Kupop Kumama Kuku Kutan Kupan Kushu Kurin Kuku Kamog Banon ????? Leo With: Interceptor Gestahl Arvis Ultros The psychiatric firm of Sigfried, Ziegfried, Siegfried and Roy The law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe Owzer Chupon Impresario Gungho Conceived, Written and Performed by: Graham Chapman John Cleese Eric Idle Terry Jones Michael Palin Terry Gilliam Have a day.