"Woooooooo!" The cry of exultation reverberated through the long vertical tunnel, startling the frogs on the marshy surface. The flaming tip of a torch showed itself over the entrance to the hole, followed by the handle, a hand, and finally the person carrying the torch. "Yeah!" he cried, thrusting a triumphant fist into the air. Mud flew forth from the force of the gesture. He began to wipe the grime off of his armor, revealing the bright red metal beneath. "Shhh!" came a fierce whisper from the hole. A second figure in smudged white robes emerged. She looked around quickly with a worried expression on her face before addressing the man again. "Are you trying to alert every creeping thing in the swamp to our presence?" she fumed. "Relax," soothed the man following closely behind her, "there's nothing to worry about. We made it through that cave, didn't we? What could there be up here that's worse than down there?" he asked in a joking tone as he straightened the black belt around his pants. "For one thing--" she started, but was interrupted by a throaty, guttural laugh. "Haw! Lookit here, brothers. Unprotected humans!" An ogre emerged from the shadows of a forest fifty paces off. Sensing what was about to happen, the white mage put a restraining hand on the armored man's shoulder. "Don't." He broke free, advancing on the ogre. It was at least three times his size, and equally as thick around. Its muscles seemed to be crying out to reside in an even larger body that could hold them. "Are you saying that I can't take care of myself?" he asked the ogre in a tone of barely contained anger, drawing his sword. "It so happens here that I have a sword that's supposed to be particularly effective on your kind. So you might want to bother someone else." "That a threat, runt?" the monster retorted. "Lessee your sword in action, eh!" He turned to the other three ogres who were following the first from their hiding places in the dark woods. "Easy gold, boys! Meat, too!" The quartet of monsters loomed menacingly over the adventurers, who suddenly felt very uneasy. They grimly went into fighting positions to prepare for the battle. The first ogre acted with unexpected speed, slamming its huge hamfist into the head of the woman in white. A sickening crunch was heard as her skull caved in. The other three monsters laughed as the fallen mage's companions gaped in shock. Still chuckling, the four ogres moved quickly to surround the two men. The fighter and the martial artist backed up until they felt their backs pressing against each other. Still the ogres moved in closer. The red-garbed fighter charged, attempting to issue a battle cry but only succeeding in making a choked sob as he slashed into an ogre's flesh. The creature's skin was remarkably resistant to the metal, only a thin slice showed for the knight's efforts. The fighter gasped in shock. He'd been assured by the merchant that this sword would cleave an ogre in two at one stroke. The ogre laughed again. "I seen that sword, whelp. Lotsa meat comes through here with that sword saying they can kill us with it. None did it yet." He grinned toothily and punched the fighter in the chest, lifting the human up into the air and against a tree. The fighter coughed, blood dribbling from his mouth. "Heal potion...," he requested weakly. The other man rifled quickly through their pack to find one of the vials. After going through the whole bag, he answered. "There aren't any," he called dully. And their healer was dead. The karate man watched as the ogre finished smashing the fighter to a pulp. He was on his own now. No, he suddenly remembered. Not quite on his own. Dodging the blows of the four ogres, he made his way toward the hole that they'd emerged from. He bent down wildly and cried into the open maw of the cave. "HEY! GET UP HERE! HEL--" He got no further before he was picked up by the neck and killed with a simple twist. The ogres guffawed over how easy their kills had been. The leader stooped over the bag that the black belted-man had gone through. He pawed through it clumsily and smiled when he discovered the gold inside. He began to shovel it into his pockets, but was interrupted by a loud bang. He turned to see the head of one of his cohorts' heads on fire. The ogre was making horrible bellowing screams and clutching at his head in futile attempts to smother the blaze. The leader quickly decided that discretion would be the better part of valor, and quickly fled after scooping up one last handful of gold. Timidly, cautiously, a hand showed itself over the edge of the hole. Another hand popped up, and the two pulled themselves up to the top. A head appeared under a large straw hat, then the body clad in blue-black robes. Hands, head, and torso belonged to a mage, a student of the black arts. One who found himself to be in undreamt-of horror as he gazed around the clearing at his three dead friends. The Oddsmaker by Nich Maragos This couldn't be happening. He rushed over to check the fighter's face, covered in blood. Praying that he'd find something, he put his ear to the man's heart and listened. Nothing at all. He repeated the process on the man in the light blue shirt, then, hoping against hope, pressed a shaking head to the woman in the stained white robes. Nothing. He sat there for a long time, wondering what to do. He himself was unarmed, didn't even know how to use a weapon. Every time he tried, he cut himself rather badly. He glanced at the girl again. And he certainly couldn't afford that, not with their healer dead. His ability to defend himself was just as pitiful. When the four fought together, he would usually stay in the back and cast spells from a safe distance while the two brawny men bore the brunt of the attacks. Now, the real warriors were dead. And he was drained of his magical power. He was so tired that he couldn't even cast a first-level fire spell. He'd used up all of his power on the enemies inside the cave, never thinking that he'd be in a situation like this. What was there to do? He couldn't fight off enemies. He wasn't athletic enough to run away from a fight, though if he stayed he'd most certainly be killed. And above all, he couldn't stay where he was. Night was falling, and he was far from the nearest village. If he was near a village, it would be simple. All he'd have to do would be to bring the bodies to the town's shaman, and they could be revived. But...he looked out into the forest, through which nothing was visible...it was a long journey back. A necessary journey, though. There was nothing other to do but stay here and die, and that wasn't an option. He looked around. There was, however, still the problem of the bodies. As good as the shaman was, he couldn't raise the dead when the dead weren't present to be raised. He sat on a log and stared at the bodies, trying to make himself think of a solution. None came. In frustration, he rose to his feet and began to pace. The leaves crunched rhythmically under his feet as he walked around the corpses, who were by now beginning to emit a faint odor. Then, there was a distinct snap. He froze. The snapping continued. Frightened, he dropped to his stomach and crawled to the log, hiding in its shadow. The snapping grew louder and louder, then stopped. A shadow fell over the already dim clearing. It was large, and it was thick. His eyes widened and he held his breath, silently pleading that the creature go away without discovering him. At last, the snapping sounds resumed in the other direction. He stayed in his position, not daring to move until he heard no trace of the interloper. When he got back up, he resolved to try to walk a little more quietly. He looked back at where the noise had come from. Whatever it was, it had disappeared into the forest without a trace. But there...hanging from a tree in his direct line of sight, was a long slender vine. Cautiously, quietly, he moved toward the edge of the clearing. He pulled at the vine to dislodge it from the tree. He tugged harder, his feeble strength not being enough to pull it free easily. It ripped from its base suddenly, causing him to fall on his back into a pile of leaves. He got up and grumbled as he walked back to the clearing. Flies were descending on the bodies. Horrified, he ran forward and waved his hand around, shooing them. It was a losing battle; if he drove flies from a perch on one spot of a corpse, they'd simply alight on another. And if they were made to fly from there, they'd go back to their original position. He tried to hold back frustrated tears, realized there was no one to see him, then let go. How could he ever have deluded himself into thinking he could do this? Was he really going to be so naive as to think he wouldn't meet with any resistance while getting them back to Elfland? The ravages of time were already showing, first in the smell and now the flies. Soon they would begin to really decompose. And if he met up with wolves...he might have to run to save himself. To run, he'd have to leave them behind. And the wolves might... He stopped the thought there, unable to admit to himself the likely outcome of the journey. Forcing the thought out of his mind, he dried his eyes and started to put his plan into motion. The vine was slender, but its resilience while he pulled it told him that it would make a good substitute for a rope. Deciding that tying it around their necks would be too gruesome and possibly damaging, he looped the ropes around their bodies under their arms. When all of them were tied together, he gave a tentative tug. The three bodies moved in unison across the forest floor. As the moon rose, he began to drag them toward town. Toward shelter. He'd never noticed how illuminating the moonlight could be. At first he feared that he would need a torch to see his way around the forest, which he didn't have, but that proved to be a false assumption. The whole forest was bathed in a dim light that showed objects in detail, yet was soft enough as to eliminate the need to squint when looking at the sky. It was pretty, he reflected. Probably be a lot prettier if he weren't dragging the corpses of his three best friends behind him, a gruesome nagging voice told him. He did his best to keep walking and just ignore it. There was a rustling sound to his left and he tensed. A flock of bats burst from the close clumps of the woods, some five feet over his head. He started again on his way, laughing internally at himself that he should be scared of bats. He stopped laughing. A larger rumbling sound was coming from the direction of the bats. It grew louder until it became a full-fledged growl. He froze again and looked slowly over his left shoulder. A dark moving patch emerged from between the trees. A ray of moonlight illuminated sinewy patches of dark grey fur. The wolves had arrived. He ducked just in time as the first lunged at him. A second one came snarling out of the woods immediately after. Both seemed to sense his fear and helplessness, and took their time circling around him. He looked at one, then the other, then tried to keep both in his field of vision at once. As the wolves moved around him slowly but steadily, one reached down its head to take a bite out of the fighter. He shouted and turned toward the wolf, jumping at it. The opportuning wolf moved back slightly, but the one now behind the mage took the opportunity to press the attack. He realized this just in time and jumped to the side. The two wolves collided in midair. It had been a while since he'd cast that last fire spell just before exiting the cave, and he was ready for more. He spoke the words of the spell, causing a small fireball to appear in his cupped palm. He made a throwing motion and the ball sped toward its target, growing larger and larger in midflight until it became a great sphere of white heat. The globe connected with the wolf's fur with a hissing noise quickly followed by frantic yelping as the fire spread over the wolf's hide. The wolf's pathetic cries echoed into the night as it ran from the site of the attack, followed closely by the other wolf. The mage slid to his knees, exhausted. He let out a long sigh and fell forward on his face into sleep. Fortunately, the mage was not a snorer. No other creatures that night noticed his presence, which meant his sleep went unmolested until the morning. He woke up as sunlight streamed through the tree branches onto his face. Shading his eyes from the glare, he stumbled to his feet. The corpses were still there, amazingly enough. He picked up his vine and put it over his shoulder again. He was on the outskirts of the wood, but there was still a large stretch of plains to cross before he'd reach the town. The load felt so heavy on his shoulder. He let it drop for a second and pulled his robe partially off to check. Sure enough, there was a long red mark where the "rope" had been rubbing against his clothes. Putting the vine over his other shoulder, he started his walk again. He took five steps, and then the load got very light. Relief flooded through him for about one tenth of a second before he realized that something was wrong. He looked behind him to see that the vine had snapped in two. Apparently it wasn't as resilient as he'd thought. He walked back to the lashed- together bodies to assess the damage. It had broken at the base of where the long section meant for pulling met the knot that tied the bodies together. He took the purse that held the gold from the lady in white, then tore off the purse's strap. Muttering all the while, he tied the two broken sections together. After he'd taken up the "reins" again, he took a test pull on the line. It was once again secure. All day long he walked the plains. There was less danger here, because it was nigh impossible to be ambushed. The monsters around Elfland were cowardly and preferred to attack from behind, but on the open land there was no real "behind." He could roam as long and as wide as he wanted to. Once or twice he saw faint shapes on the horizon, but disregarded them as insignificant. Finally, triumphantly, he arrived at the gates of the city. People stopped what they were doing and gaped at him as he walked through the streets carrying his grisly load. Boys ran the other way at the sight of him, and a few people did double takes. Everybody, without exception, held their nose. He stopped for a moment to smell the air and found to his surprise that it did indeed smell rather pungent. He'd been traveling with the corpses so long that he'd gotten used to them. He shrugged and kept going. He had come so far, and he was almost there... A group of policemen approached him. He stood there warily as they began to question him. They said a lot of silly things about disturbing the peace and being a public nuisance. He tried to explain his situation as best he could, but when asked to produce his proof that he was on a mission from the king, he found that it was missing. Finally, they agreed to let him go if he promised to go straight to the shaman and not cause any more trouble. He grew angry and wanted to ask them if they thought he was trying to cause trouble, but decided against it. It would only keep him from the shaman's anyway. He walked down the street, to the shaman's office at the dead end. He pushed the door open with one hand and dragged the bodies in with the other. The shaman's eyes grew wide at the sight of him and his cargo. "By the crystals...," he murmured. "What happened?" The mage shook his head, indicating weariness, and asked the shaman if anything could be done. "Yeah," replied the shaman. "But it gonna cost you some money, you see now? I can't be working for free. Overheard and everything. You got some money?" The mage closed his eyes resignedly. He knew that the ogres had stolen every last cent from their purse. He shook his head quietly to the shaman. "Sorry, man," the shaman said as he rose from his seat, "and I wish I could help, but I don't work for free, you see." He went into the back room without another word. The mage looked at the floor, down at his fallen comrades. He wanted to apologize to them, tell them how hard he'd tried and how much he'd been through. He wanted to tell them it wasn't his fault. But the words, if spoken, would fall on dead ears. And suddenly he was angry. He wouldn't be cheated out of an opportunity to apologize. If it was the last thing he did, he would speak to his friends one more and justify his actions. Deliberately and purposefully he rose from his seat in the shaman's office and left; walking, then running, and lastly sprinting through the streets of the city like a man possessed. He cursed his earlier good fortune. There were, of course, hardly any monsters or bandits out here on the open plains. The good side was that he wouldn't be attacked. The bad side was that he'd be hard-pressed to find something to defeat so that he could have money to pay the shaman. He looked around in frustration. Surely there would be something... Off in the distance he spotted two or three vague dots coming his way. His heart leapt as his legs carried him off in their direction. All he had to do was get their money, and then this whole ordeal would be over. He got closer to the small band, which wasn't as small as he originally thought. Now that he was closer, he could see that there were at least five in the group. He hoped it wasn't ogres, but he didn't have much choice in what he could attack. Now they noticed him and began to run his way, as he was running toward them. He counted seven of them, seven short creatures with coarse leather hats and cloaks. Each carried a short, curved dagger at their side, which several of them were in the process of unsheathing. Seven imps. He hoped he'd be up to it. The first one came. The mage let fly a feeble kick at the imp's stomach, which nonetheless managed to catch it off-guard. It fell to the ground with a surprised squeak. He kicked it twice more for good measure. This was easy. Two approached him at once. He let a fire spell fly at one, and felt a large drain of power. As he sluggishly defended himself against the second, he made a mental note not to use any more magic for this battle. He finally managed to get the second one unconscious, by which time the remaining four all charged in at once. He picked up a dagger from one of the fallen imps so he wouldn't have to fight bare-handed. The imps laughed and stepped back lightly as he swung the weapon around him in a clumsy circle. He felt a sharp pain on his back from one of the creatures using their weapon more efficiently. Angered, he turned and lunged at the imp who'd wounded him, his dagger finding its mark in the thing's belly. He turned on the remaining three imps, slashing wildly at them. The blows were still badly formed, but still powerful as well as fast, and each of the imps was soon brought down. He opened the pouches each of the imps carried with them, crying out with joy as he loaded his own pockets with the money. He'd done it. Against all odds, he'd survived the forest, lived through the night, and even fought off a whole band of imps. All without benefit of healing potions or spells, or indeed any help at all. For the first time since leaving on the quest, he felt as if he belonged with the rest of his team. These thoughts filled his brain and escorted him back to the town, to pay the shaman, revive his teammates, and tell the tale.