Diceybot was owed money by a wild dog in an icy cave and got locked in prison because he felt like it and a heated argument arose which upset everybody, he made a giant leap across the ravine and as if it were a miracle he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.

Diceybot discovered the T800 under the bed during the third world war because his leg hurt and went for a long walk through the park which started a party, he made a giant leap across the ravine and as if it were a miracle he got caught by the police and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Diceybot discovered a baby boy under the bed during the third world war feeling very foolish and a heated argument arose which caused an avalanche, he grabbed the detonator and with the help of $45,000 worth of special effects he got caught by the police and was sentenced to 13 years in prison.

Diceybot was friends with a sexy model in France and got locked in prison because he had no sleep the night before and decided to sleep it off. Diceybot then escaped through a secret passage, he made a run for it and with relative ease he got caught by the police and was sentenced to 31 years in prison.

Diceybot was friends with a wild dog in Israel and went around killing rats with a jackhammer feeling very foolish and a heated argument arose, Diceybot then met his long lost son: Diceybot the second, he shot all the bad guys and as if it were a miracle he killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries.

Diceybot traveled with a sexy model after winning the lottery during the third world war on purpose and a heated argument arose so everyone bowed down to Diceybot, he made a run for it and as he nearly gave up all hope he got the money and lived the rest of his life in Mexico.

Diceybot almost got killed by an axe murderer in Egypt and fell into the eternal pit of hell but it was all an accident and everyone felt very sympathetic. Diceybot just dodged three bullets, he made a run for it and to the disappointment of some he killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries.

Diceybot almost got killed by John Howard after winning the lottery and went around killing rats with a jackhammer for no reason at all and chased a bunny which upset everybody, he made a giant leap across the ravine and which defies what that dam fortune teller told him, he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.

Diceybot discovered a wild dog after winning the lottery and almost got killed by an army of birds very happily and all hell broke loose which completely freaked him out he made a run for it and to the disappointment of some he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.

Diceybot discovered a man in a wheelchair on a pirate ship and almost got killed by an army of birds because his leg hurt and went on a rampage, Diceybot then met his long lost son: Diceybot the second, he made a run for it and which defies what that dam fortune teller told him, he got kidnapped and tortured to death.

Diceybot discovered a baby boy on a pirate ship and went around killing rats with a jackhammer but it was all an accident and chased a bunny which started a party, he stole a car and while wearing his lucky backpack he got the girl, the treasure and a nasty rash.

Diceybot almost got killed by a wild dog in Bali and got banished from the country because his leg hurt and banged his head on a wall which made him cry, he made a giant leap across the ravine and with relative ease he defeated his enemy and the world was safe again... but for how long?

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