I just heard a school bus outside. That says to me that a large percentage of you readers are now heading back to school. Therefore, hopefully you're all too busy to read the column today. Do to lateness all week, a house full of people, and the fact that it's over 100 degrees in this room, I'm afraid I can't get a column up today. I'm really sorry, I'll try to find a present for all of you tomorrow. Maybe one involving Magic Powers and Robots! Oh, and for the record, Mr. T had cancer, spoke about it, recovered.