WOOHOO! FREAKAZOID! And while we're on the cartoon quotes topic...
PUPPET PAL CLEM! THERE IS A SPIDER IN YOUR BED!
Sabin "'til the day he saved a chunky elf from being eaten by a crooow" XIII

Gin'irochi:
*Bap* OW!

Da da da da da tada, Freak-a-zoid, Freak-a-zoid!

-Anerin "Due to budget cuts, the chimpanzee in the lavender leisure suit had to be... removed" PD

Gin'irochi:
You know, that theme song is so catchy, I think I'll just do this

`Tis from Freakazoid, the ultimate Spielberg evolution in cartoons from Tiny Toons and Animaniacs. And as a sidenote, I know people that are like Fanboy. A LOT like Fanboy. They scare me very, very much.

~WatcherX

Gin'irochi:
Fanboys scare everyone - they really do! I should know. I am one. (MWAHAHAHAH! *ahem* I'm fine.)

Freakazoid! FREAKAZOID!!! Runs around in underwear, Freakazoid! FREAKAZOID!!! Heh, don't hit that delete key, whatever you do... Don't mind me,*twitch* I'm just hyped up on *twitch**flip* Viper Churros.*bbbzt*

Do I get a tilde? or a bottle of gin?
-------- Xero"They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, NARF!!!"Zohar

Gin'irochi:
I wonder how exactly he came up with the whole long-john look. I wish I could not really fly and pretend like I could.... oh wait -- I can. *whooooshshshshshshshshsh! * Oh, and I would give you a bottle of gin, but you can't fly with an open container... traffic laws. Who needs 'em?

The Last Laugh:

I suppose since all this column was was quickies, I don't need more. :P

Anyhow, Radrisol had this neeto idea... he made up this comic:

Now here's the catch... you need to e-mail radrisol, and tell him who you want to win the PS2. The winner will whup some ass and get the PS2! (Hint: Pick me. O:) Gotta give credit where credit is due... Rad really came up with a good idea here! :) Good man, adam... good man. The Icee is in the mail. Uh... on second thought, that'd be kind of messy. (Readers - you'll see what I'm talking about in a future comic. ;)

P.S.:  Hi! Black Chocobo here. Gin, in his business and his disappointment at the lack of actual questions forgot that since Goog is going to be out of town for a couple days, he's going to have some column relief, and I'm taking tomorrow's shift. So, if you emailed a question to Goog before I noticed and changed that mailto link up there, you'll have to send it to me if you want it to get answered. See ya tomorrow!