I wish I could remember the name of this game. - Review... wait, I have to play this first, right?

The Best Game Of All Time!

By: Jade Falcon

Review Breakdown
Battle System	14
Interface	46
Music/Sound	10200
Originality	53
Plot	15
Localization	333
Replay Value	500
Visuals	1x106
Difficulty	Strictly impossible!
Time to Complete	Your entire life.
Overall
I give up.
Criteria

   THE OLDIES ARE BACK! THEY ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER THE PS2 AND THE GAMECUBE! MAKE WAY FOR THE MOST AWESOME GAME RELEASED TO DATE! Screw Majora's Mask and Ocarina of Time; it's Legend of Zelda time!

   Let me first comment on the graphics. These are the best ever graphics to see the television! LONG LIVE 2D SPRITES@ The 8-megabit graphics are awesome! Zelda looks so lifelike when he swings that sword! Ganon looks like... well... a overgrown pain-in-the-ass pig, but hey, isn't he the best one ever to be made? The backgrounds are the bext ever! Never sincec Zero Wing has there been such great action!

   Menus suck, and so do Zelda's. All the tiny menu does is get Link ready for action... and show his status. Great black on white contrast with the lastest fonts make menu easy tu understand¡ Best ever development done by a companie.

RPGS

   I sing this music every day! It plays on my radio 24/7, and I have 80 straight minutes of this stuff on a CD right by my side. If I ever get tired of it (like never), I also have a CD chock full to the brim of the excellent sound effects. I like how Zelda says "YAH!" when he swings! Like, !¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡WOW!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡

   Best conceept ever for a game. A rerelease on the Virtual Boy needs to be made. This will make the game look so much more realistic! This way the public can know how great and original the game is. Swinging swords and killing guys. What a never-thought-of before concept!

   This has the greatest epic story ever created! A princess is captured, Link, and Zelda must retake him. I mean, stuff that should be in movies! Excellent translation makes for better story! "Master using this and you can have it." Wow, classic material!

   Intense battles make legend of zelda much greater! I couldn't being the game without being killed more than like 1000 times. Wow, and there's so much action with arrows and fire and stuff just flying around. I mean, it's like a flight simulator!

BELONG

   I've played this game nonstop for hundreds of hours and hundreds of hours! It is easy to get hooked on the game; just stop reading this quality review and get out and buy the game! On internet for only $1000!

Never before has a game taken me less than 2222222 hours than Zelda! I just can' tstand killing anyone so i just went through the game without killing anyone except for those mean people in the middle of all those big dark mazes. Those people suck. They're so mean!

ZELDA

PLEASE LISTEN! ZELDA IS BACK TO RULE OVER EVERYONE WITH ITS GREAT GRaphics and MUSIC AND OTHEer great stuff like gameplay and other neat stuff. Easy to get at over $1234567890 anywhere! Get it wile it lasts! nintendo's masterpiece of all time! SCREW NEW SYSTEMS!