South Peak Games' slightly unhinged PR representative has released a rather unique press release detailing the game's pre-order bonuses and several other informational tidbits. For starters, anybody who pre-orders the game before January 25th at authorized retailers will receive a Sordahan "YEAH, I LIKE TO KILL!" t-shirt and $10 off. These items will be given on top of any retailer-specific pre-order bonuses.

As for the additional game information, perhaps we'll allow the press release to speak for itself:

"Here’s some random stuff I did this weekend in the game that I feel compelled to tell you about:

-as a mage, you can literally create a huge effing army of gigantic spiders to fight/tank/cockblock for you. Putting points in the summoning mage skill lets you summon up to 10 creatures for your swarming horde! WTF! Also, when you change out the elemental-modifier card in the spell amulet, it changes the summon to different creatures – so far I’ve seen Werewolves, Demonic warriors, spiders (my personal favourite) and even BEES! BEES, PEOPLE! OMG!!!!11 /dies

-putting points into your archery skills and equipping yourself with a badass bow and quiver allows you to take out entire camps of varns (jackal dudes) sniper style, and it’s goddamn amazing! THE CLUB CANT EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOWWWW ¯

-and finally, if you create a character leaning more towards warrior, go for lances as your weapon of choice. OMG SPINNING ATTACK OF DEATH!!!!"

Along with this... enlightening information, we were given some box art to share.