Googleshng - May 6 '02- 2:00 Eastern Standard Time

Huh. I quite literally don't appear to have any letters today. Just as well, because it's hot as hades, and I'd rather not sit here answering questions when I could be, say, cooling off somewhere. As a consolation to those wanting to read a column though, I have hidden a wonderous treasure somewhere. See if you can find it.