ohhhh... someone else who plays Deus Ex. I have a couple questions for ya:

1) How far are you in it?

2) What's your favorite skill? Aug? Weapon?

3) Do you consider it to be an RPG? I do.

--AGiES

Cheshire Catalyst:
I've finished Deus Ex twice, and I've seen three endings. *1. I killed Bob Page and joined the Illuminati. 2. I shut down the eschelon system and deactivated the 'net. 3. (my favorite) I merged with the Helios entity and became earth's benevolent dictator.* I like to build up my medical skill to increase the effectiveness of those medkits. I love to use my pistol, and I LOVE hacking into ATMs and stealing the cash. My favorite augs are the ever popular ballistic armor-regeneration combo. Super speed is great for my impatient self, and enhanced vision lets you see through walls. Sorta. And yes, contrary to the opinion of my Q&A brother, I consider Deus Ex an RPG. In the game, you play the role of JC Denton. The game gives you multiple oppertunities to develop your character. Will you be known as the type who only kills when it is absolutly nescessary, or will you be an avenging angel of death? Deus Ex offers much more roleplaying oppertunity than the first three final fantasies. But hey, I'm a PC RPG'er in a world of console jockeys. ;) Get Baldur's Gate 2, kids. Your uncle Chris won't turn you wrong.

Hello (monks sing) CHRIS MAR-TIN

I have to say this. Oh my God, Googleshng killed santa, you bastard!!! Ha I also noticed that if you make something idiotproof they make a better idiot. I finally this week was able to let Profesor Daravon say to the next president "a winner is you." Then Daravon and Bush went on and talked in Daravonese since Bush is fluent in it. But don't worry people since Al Gore ended up as a secret character in FFIX and joined the stable of wierd things I can summon which are called Gaurdian Farce(tm) along with the monks which bear my name, cute animal characters who inhabit RPG's and anime, and bizzare creatures from my demented mind. Al Gore is found at Mognet central where it's revealed that he invented the system. Then Clinton appears and like Cid he got turned into an oglop by his wife for womanizing. The scene is funny where Clinton tells Cid "I feel your pain (gwok), I never should of dated Kuja" Then Zidane tells Clinton that Kuja is really a guy albeit a very feminine looking one. Then Clinton vomits tons of oglop oil which you collect and he says that once he hits on pretty women it's really a man so now he hits on Bhrane and Quina. Then Zidane says that he won't tell him that Quina's a hermaphodite. Then with the oglop oil you go use you save file on FFVI and FFVII and you can revive both General Leo and Aeris and they join your party for FFIX as well as Al Gore. Then if you believe this I'll cast pregnant chad on you and you'll give birth to a chibi-Richard Simmons (the horror). Just some low-brow ranting and raving from me the expert on this so I'll do something to reveal that Greg Etter (that's me) is really this scatterbrained so this is the real me.

Imperial Mog

Chris Martin:
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Hey Goog,
CC: All ya'll stiffed me on letters this weekend. I had to get some of Google's letters.

You seen the Evangelion action figures? They rule! Unit-01 even comes with a little Kaworu figure that fits in the hand so you can re-enact popping his head off like a bottlecap to the tune of classical music after a minute of anticlimatic stillness!!

Oh, guess I should include an RPG question right. OK, well, in FF IX in the Lindblum item shop, Zidane can look at a weapon on the wall and makes mention that he knew someone "who used a weapon like that". Is this yet another reference to a previous FF or should I lay off punching myself in the head with my Ghaleon puppet?

-Esquire J, swinging the hammer of justice from 9-5 on weekends

Chris Martin:
Kaoru's nothing. I won't be satisfied until I get a small Eva-03 entry plug with "Squish in your hand" action Toji. (Kids, if you couldn't figure out that Toji was the 4th child, then that's pretty sad.)

Yep, you found one of FFIX's many references to other FF games. That's no excuse to stop punching yourself though.

I already had the first 3 Lain VHS tapes, but yesterday I got an early Christmas present. The Lain DVD Box Set that comes in a nifty little Lain lunch box. Jealous? No...okay, nevermind.

- Surge

I kid, folks. Lain was cool. Two episodes about the dawn of the internet, and not one mention of Al Gore. :(

Quickie shortage.

Should I buy "The Longest Journey"? It's a PC adventure/RP game about a woman who travels between two parallel worlds in order to save them.

The Last Laugh: