Was wondering if you knew if Wild Arms alter code f was coming to the US, I'm a fan of the first Wild Arms, I loved the story but the graphics..... sucked mass ass. And if I'm right Wild Arms ACF is a remake of 1#. So it would bring me great joy if I could get a hold of an english version of the game.
Signed
Justin J.

ANDREW You know, you could confirm that sneaking suspicion of yours just by looking at the game page, but I guess then you wouldn't get to make yourself sound like a mysterious psychic of the paranormal and obvious, so don't let me deprive you of your fun. As for the localization bit, the game page would also confirm for you that, in fact, no such thing has yet to be announced. Why worry, though? It's Sony, they've brought the rest over, and you, JJ Mysterio, have a nagging conviction that it's a remake of your much-loved PSX favorite of Christmas past. I do believe this should be enough to get the game moving in our general direction.

I'll find and swallow the master key. How's that for ya!? Sure, it'll probably get lodged somewhere in my body and cause digestive problems later on down the road, but I'll be immortal; I'll live through it.

Either that, or else I just nuke the whole world and be done with any heroes that'd stand in my way. Man, immortality really does have it's perks...

-Lord of Keys, as I'm evidently now known...

ANDREW LET IT DIE! Um.. which is to say, if you nuke the world, you'll have to fly off to another world, which will probably already have an evil immortal overlord who has eaten his own key. Then you'll have to fly through space, locked in eternal combat as you both struggle to pass bulky keys through your digestive system so that you can fart them into the sun.

Er, yeah, so anyhow. My worst RPG Christmas was undoubtadly the year I recieved Micheal Jackson's Moonwalker from the crazy lady my mom makes me call Grandma. I remember it like it was yesterday:

"Here honey, Grandma got you a Christmas present!"
"Yay! It's shaped like a video game! I hope it's Secret of Mana!"
::RIP RIP::
"... Moonwalker? ... Why? ... Grandma why?"
"HA HA BURN IN HELL YOU LITTLE BITCH!! AH!!!"
"Nooo!"

At this point Grandma began to spat fire from her mouth like a crimson dragon from the bowels of Hades. It was only after the flames subsided and the smoke cleared that we realized that it was not Grandma, but in fact it was a robot in a moo-moo with quite the impressive wig. Ah, memories.

If that didn't cheer you up mate, I know not what will. Cheers!

- Quistis Chick

P.S. I'm totally messing with you! It wasn't true! HA HA! It wasn't a moo-moo at all, but more of a nightgown/shall combo. Ah...

ANDREW Fluids. Lots and lots of fluids, and plenty of rest. Also, a car to throw at someone - these are the things that will cheer me up. Good story, though.

Tomorrow at 7 I'm moving to Florida, so I guess everyone is just going to have to miss me for awhile, unless my uncle still has the internet and I can read the junk there.

ANDREW I'm sure we will find the strength to carry on.

Anyways, for the one guy who lost those games. I offer you this advice. First off, just sell Final Fantasy 7 since that is one of the worse games on the list he ruined, and find Dragon Warrior 7 since that's a great game. Alundra isn't that good, but, it's very rare, so I doubt you'll find one of those in good condition, and Parasite Eve is in the line of FF7, it's not worth it, and I've never played Devil May Cry, so I don't know.

ANDREW So you want him to sell a broken game just because you hate it? Interesting...

Final Fantasy Anthology and Chronicles are two others that will be really hard to find in good condition, and even though Andrew said Anthology isn't worth it(which, umm, what the hell is wrong with you), Chronicles isn't really worth it because well, Chrono Trigger sucks, and even though FF4 rules, it has some moronic translation over the original released in the US, although they did keep everything in the game this time, both games aren't any more difficult or not(I own both, two of the SNES version, I don't see a difference), although, the glitches in the PSX version(music starts late, and no matter how much speed you have, even if you get first strike, no matter what enemy you are fighting, one or two people will be able to go, and the enemies will be allowed to make their attacks, even on Imps/Goblins).

ANDREW Nothing is wrong with me. FFV I have in SFC form if I really wanna play it (selfish, I know) and FFVI was butchered beyond all recognition, so I stand by my statement that FFA does not deserve the time of day. I mean, it rhymes, so it must be true. And... Chrono Trigger sucks? You go now.

You know, I've never played .hack, but, if the game as a video game sucks as bad as the series does, then I'd probably hate it. It's probably the most bland desolate anime series I've ever seen, and makes me wonder, why does Cartoon Network decide to pick the worst possible anime series they can put on, and skip over the great ones.

ANDREW Probably because they were paid to. Besides, from what I've heard from you, the only thing you like is Gundam anyway, so I don't see as how you're exactly an unbiased opinion on the matter.

Like, Evangelion, although they ruined the two episodes they showed, by taking about 5 minutes of each episode, removing most of the parts that tell story or anything, and then removing Lupin the 3rd to show those stupid FLCL and Blue Gender shows, and one series that isn't really that great, they skip bringing it, but it's an alright series(especially Deedlit, rowr), The Record of Lodoss War.

ANDREW Okay, I stand corrected ^^;;

Anyways, going on and on and on, since I have nothing to do since I put all my games up last night before I went to sleep at, umm, 5? So, I guess I'll play this loser game until I beat it a second time*starts playing FFTactics Advance halfway through*.

-andrew- -kupomogli-

ANDREW We get it. You hate FF. Go to Florida now, you miserable little man.